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Sex at My Mom's Apartment

My parents also donated to like a kid overseas in like some like impoverished country, and they sat me down on the couch and I swear, I shit you not, they were like, we're having another kid. And I was just like, I was just so fucking confused because I'm like, okay, like I already had my brother at this point and I'm like, what's going on? More kids in this small house? And they're like, yeah, we thought it'd be the best to have one.

December 7, 201713:40David
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Jason13:24
but he was in an orphanage, so that was the bad part of Haiti that he experienced.
David13:27
Oh no, I'm saying like even like age-wise, like he can't remember like how, how much of a culture shock moving to America would be, right?
Jason13:35
I'm not sure. I can't remember anything before I was 5, so a lot of people can.
David13:40
My parents also donated to like a kid overseas in like some like impoverished country, and they sat me down on the couch and I swear, I shit you not, they were like, we're having another kid. And I was just like, I was just so fucking confused because I'm like, okay, like I already had my brother at this point and I'm like, what's going on? More kids in this small house? And they're like, yeah, w…
Jason14:05
They were going to adopt him? No.
David14:06
Well, they're like, we're having another kid. And then they showed me a picture of this guy. He's not coming, but we're going to fund him every month. We're going to send him money.
Jason14:16
You're like, fucking few. Yeah, he's great. I love him.