Serial Killer in David's Neighborhood

The notary comes.

The notary comes and he has to get your signature. And I asked him for the date and he goes, it's May, it's May 5th. And I go, that's not what I'm at. I go, what's the year? That's how long. Wait, what? Because I get my years really mixed up. Yeah, really mix…

You know, that's like a joke. That's like an old joke. Like, that guy doesn't know what year it is.

You definitely are out of your body. Yeah. So wait, what happened?

I've achieved the status.

So it's a stone. He puts the stone in a ring and he gives you the ring.