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Serial Killer in David's Neighborhood

Like, and if they do, like, it just doesn't matter, right? Because it doesn't. Yeah, I don't know. I don't even know how to explain. Like, if Jon used me for something, like, there was that one time we did that vlog where we, we did a vlog where we convinced Jon that, like, there was a sheikh in another country or something that wanted to buy my underwear for $10,000. And Jon snuck into my room and grabbed my underwear to go sell to him. But he really, he was just selling it to us.

May 7, 202520:37David
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Jason20:30
And you know, you know, their ulterior motives, like, yeah, they don't have any.
David20:34
They don't have any.
Jason20:35
They've loved you when you were no one. And if they do, It's nice.
David20:37
Like, and if they do, like, it just doesn't matter, right? Because it doesn't. Yeah, I don't know. I don't even know how to explain. Like, if Jon used me for something, like, there was that one time we did that vlog where we, we did a vlog where we convinced Jon that, like, there was a sheikh in another country or something that wanted to buy my underwear for $10,000. And Jon snuck into my room a…
Jason21:02
Dude, it's $10,000.
David21:04
Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, Jon should do that. Was I confused why John didn't just straight up ask me for the underwear? Oh, because we told him. We were— we, as the Sheik, we were like, you can't ask David for the underwear, you can steal it. Um, yeah, no, li…
Jason21:26
In John's mind, I'm sure he was like, well, David would want me to do this. Yes, 100%.