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But at the time— 'Cause it got split, right?— it split 4 different ways. It did all this. I'd have like $20, $30 million now if I kept the money in. But the day I put it in, Tesla crashed the next day. Yeah. And I lost like $80,000 right away. And then a week later bounced back and I sold when I made just over $1,000. So on a million-dollar investment, I made $1,000, which is fucking ridiculous. So stupid. Not bad. Not bad. And then my next biggest loss, and this was my final dagger in the stock market. This is what I've never talked about. So, you know, when the AMC GameStop shit was happening. Yeah, I was just like, in good David Dobrik fashion, I was following it and I'm like, okay, it's time. It's time for me to get into the AMC game. So I called my accountant and I'm like, half a million dollars, let's go. And he's like, are you sure? And I had to yell at him. I was like, just trust me on this, trust me. And I put the money in AMC and 4 days later it fucking plummeted and I lost $288,000. That makes me sick. Gambling, not getting— sorry, stock market trading on AMC. $288,000 because I am a fucking idiot. Let's go on to some more positive news though, because we have some people asking for some advice. Yeah, Jason started an email.

April 23, 202515:32David
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Jason15:29
What would you have now?
David15:30
I mean, now, so much.
Jason15:31
Right.
David15:32
But at the time— 'Cause it got split, right?— it split 4 different ways. It did all this. I'd have like $20, $30 million now if I kept the money in. But the day I put it in, Tesla crashed the next day. Yeah. And I lost like $80,000 right away. And then a week later bounced back and I sold when I made just over $1,000. So on a million-dollar investment, I made $1,000, which is fucking ridiculous.…
Jason16:52
Yeah, but you mocked— yes, which you completely mocked. And then bingo. And I'm telling you, an email is nice. People can open up on an email.
David16:59
It's been a hit. We've got 1,000 replies already. Yeah, here we go. Hey, I've been a huge fan for a while, Jason. I actually seen you on the street in LA but didn't want to bother now ask because you looked homeless. I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Jason17:11
Oh my God, I was like, wow, that sounds like me.