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Selling Our Sex Tape

And I turned right around and now I go, now it was a prank. Like, this is— but it was so— and Eric had no idea that I've ever spoken to her, right? So everything aligned so incredibly perfectly. Oh my God, Eric had no idea that I've ever texted her about her starting a YouTube series or channel or whatever. It was fucking crazy. And I've never met her in my life. It was like the perfect opportunity. I was perfectly drunk. It was, it was fucking— it was the perfect prank. And it didn't even— I haven't even got a chance to tell this to Eric yet, so it didn't even get to play. Like, even on camera, the prank doesn't look as good as it was. It's the best. It's the best prank anyone has ever pulled on me. And anyone will because of the circumstances, because he had no— he had no idea how perfect it actually was.

October 17, 202536:10David
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David35:32
Yeah, they started playing her music, everything.
David35:35
She's like singing along, whatever. And, um, and then she asked me she's like, what's your favorite song of mine? And I'm like, huh? I thought that was so strange. I've never like— that's like, that's never been— I thought that was such a bizarre— but I was s…
Jason36:10
Oh no way.
David36:10
And I turned right around and now I go, now it was a prank. Like, this is— but it was so— and Eric had no idea that I've ever spoken to her, right? So everything aligned so incredibly perfectly. Oh my God, Eric had no idea that I've ever texted her about her starting a YouTube series or channel or whatever. It was fucking crazy. And I've never met her in my life. It was like the perfect opportuni…
Jason36:56
Wow.
David36:58
It's completely sold. Damn. Yeah.
Jason37:00
The gods gaveth that day to Eric.