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Dude, you're doing the thing my mom would do. It's so fucking annoying. Or somebody would do it in my life. I don't remember who, but my throat would hurt and she'd be like, it's just allergies. And I'd be like, you're missing the point. My throat's hurting. I can't go to school. I don't care what caused it. I don't care if fucking God came down and tickled my throat or if it's the fucking pollen or if it's a real sickness. Like, my throat hurts. And like, okay, fine.

October 17, 20258:08David
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David7:52
I don't think so. I think I'm very, I'm very strong proponent in this where when the seasons change, everyone just feels like shit.
David7:58
Yeah, I don't. You're not like, actually, I say, you dumb fuck. I literally say I get, I get, I get, I get sick when the seasons change.
David8:07
Well, I said that.
David8:08
Dude, you're doing the thing my mom would do. It's so fucking annoying. Or somebody would do it in my life. I don't remember who, but my throat would hurt and she'd be like, it's just allergies. And I'd be like, you're missing the point. My throat's hurting. I can't go to school. I don't care what caused it. I don't care if fucking God came down and tickled my throat or if it's the fucking pollen…
David8:31
Your feelings are valid.
David8:31
You're taking away my power.
David8:34
I'm backing out. You win.