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Selling My Ferrari
I've said this story millions of times, but I liked a girl And I was like, Alex, can you please tag along with me because I really like this girl? And he's like, sure. And then he tagged along and the next day they're fucking texting and the next week they're fucking dating. Dude, I cried. That was the last time I cried to my family. I sound angry. I'm not angry at all. But that was the last time I cried in front of my dad. And I was like, oh my God.
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Wow.
Imagine having swine flu and your boyfriend wants to hang out with you and you still say no. That boyfriend must really suck.
Yeah, it was so— no, it took me a long time to recover.
I've said this story millions of times, but I liked a girl And I was like, Alex, can you please tag along with me because I really like this girl? And he's like, sure. And then he tagged along and the next day they're fucking texting and the next week they're fucking dating. Dude, I cried. That was the last time I cried to my family. I sound angry. I'm not angry at all. But that was the last time…
What'd your dad say?
My dad was like, shut the fuck up, pussy. No, no.
I'm going on a 60-mile bike ride now. When I get back, I'd rather not see any tears.