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Saying Goodbye to His Kids
She had her headphones on and I guess my music was bleeding through, but I was there first. So then she goes, 'Can you 'Can you just like stop typing so loud?' And I was like, 'Yeah, I guess.' You gotta get better headphones. Yeah. And then the final straw, she goes, 'Can you—' She goes, 'Can you turn the lights out?' This wasn't the final straw. She goes, 'Turn the lights out.' So I'm like, 'Yeah, sure.' And then the lights out— the lights in the office. 'Can you turn the lights out?' And I go, 'Yeah.' I was like, 'Okay.' So now I'm sitting in the dark, like, typing quietly, trying to still work, and then she goes, the brightness, the brightness of the computer, can you turn it down? And I just walked out, and that was it.
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Sure.
You know, we don't have a freaking 10-bedroom mansion. So she gets on the elliptical and she's like, she's like, she's like, 'Can you stop just typing? Can you stop like typing?' Oh no, first she goes, 'Can you turn the music off? Can you turn the music off?'…
So she likes elliptical in complete silence?
She had her headphones on and I guess my music was bleeding through, but I was there first. So then she goes, 'Can you 'Can you just like stop typing so loud?' And I was like, 'Yeah, I guess.' You gotta get better headphones. Yeah. And then the final straw, she goes, 'Can you—' She goes, 'Can you turn the lights out?' This wasn't the final straw. She goes, 'Turn the lights out.' So I'm like, 'Yea…
Holy shit, that felt like a divorce.
Yeah, that was the final straw.
That felt like— that's exactly how, like, you, like, you painted, like, a broken relationship perfectly. Yeah, like, that feels pretty fucking brutal. So that's how you guys just fucking hate each other. Wait, wait, wait, and then what? What did you say?