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Saying Goodbye to His Kids

I've never seen anyone win. In my 46 years on this earth, It's always like, uh.

August 3, 20191:48Jason
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David1:39
Every time I used to play Monopoly, I would always cheat. I'd always be the banker and I'd always—
Jason1:44
Oh, you just grab a little extra?
David1:45
I slipped myself money, so I definitely never lost.
Jason1:48
I've never seen anyone win. In my 46 years on this earth, It's always like, uh.
David1:55
I was— sorry, I don't mean to change the subject, but I was in an escape room the other day.
Jason1:59
You were?
David2:00
Well, no, I walked right by one. And one of the reviews on the outside of the escape room was, "The most fun I've ever had in the last 43 years of life." And I didn't know if it was a fucking joke or not.