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Saying Goodbye to His Kids
Every time I used to play Monopoly, I would always cheat. I'd always be the banker and I'd always—
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What's the point?
Well, because it's like, it's like, it's supposed to be intense. It's supposed to be like a game of life.
I was trying to lose. To make her feel good, 'cause I was leaving, you get $200 every time you go around. And then you can't lose. It's the stupidest game. That's like, hey, let's play a game of basketball. Every time David scores, I also get a point. So dumb.
Every time I used to play Monopoly, I would always cheat. I'd always be the banker and I'd always—
Oh, you just grab a little extra?
I slipped myself money, so I definitely never lost.
I've never seen anyone win. In my 46 years on this earth, It's always like, uh.