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Saying Goodbye to His Kids

Just let her go by. I'm having this weird thing on planes. Every time I wake up now, I wake up and I'm looking around, 'cause I'm discombobulated, and I wake up right when we land all the time. Sometimes the stewardess has to wake me up because I'm just so knocked out. Lucky you. And I wake up, I always nap the entire flight. I don't order food, I don't order drinks, nothing, I just nap. And every time I wake up, I'm looking around and the entire cabin is staring at me. And it's like really weird because I don't know— I don't know what I'm doing in my fucking sleep. Like, I don't know if I've just been like chanting in my sleep or if I've been like yelling in my sleep. I don't know if I've been doing something embarrassing where everyone's like, "Let's see how this kid acts when he's up." Like, I don't know if they're just looking at me because it's just a big coincidence.

August 3, 201924:21David
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Jason23:02
But I know the outcome. Of things. I know when you go to the bar at 12 to get footage, or 2 AM, it's probably not gonna happen for you.
David23:10
You know what's so funny about like flights is like I imagine like, like on a flight, let's say you have like, if I ever have a conversation with someone at the beginning of the flight, like sometimes I'll sit next to someone and then they'll strike up a conv…
Jason24:13
As we were walking through O'Hare, I'm racing to try to get home. And she's right there next to me. And I just stopped. And I pretended like I needed something in my bag.
David24:21
Just let her go by. I'm having this weird thing on planes. Every time I wake up now, I wake up and I'm looking around, 'cause I'm discombobulated, and I wake up right when we land all the time. Sometimes the stewardess has to wake me up because I'm just so knocked out. Lucky you. And I wake up, I always nap the entire flight. I don't order food, I don't order drinks, nothing, I just nap. And ever…
Jason25:08
I think they're jealous or they— I think they're marveling that you slept the whole time because no one can sleep on a plane.
David25:14
That could be it. It's like, "Oh, I want to see this kid's face because I've seen his head down the entire time. I wonder what he looks like." And I'm not even like exaggerating this. I mean, everybody is looking at me.
Jason25:24
I think they think you're dead.