Saying Goodbye to His Kids
Yeah, every time Jason wants— I want Jason to go somewhere, he's always like, I can't, my kids, my kids, my kids. And then I love it when Natalie's sitting around, she goes, when Natalie's sitting around, she goes, "My parents are fucking divorced. They saw me once a week. What's wrong with you?" She'll always chime in, and it's so funny to hear Natalie chime in. Because Jason, like, Jason has like the craziest, I've never seen like a parent have as much guilt as Jason has. I don't know, Jason may not be telling me the full story. He must have murdered their real mother because he's like, I need to see my kids every second of every day. I haven't seen them in 17 minutes. And then they'll call each other, and like when they're not with each other, they're playing this pool game on their phone. That's fucking constant. It's like, what are these— I'm scared that these kids aren't gonna grow up to be independent because you hang out with them. You know, you realize you hang out with them more than parents that are together. You do. Really?