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Rushing My Friend To The Hospital
I can show you a picture of my old fucking candle-waxed face, and then I show you a picture of Ryan Gosling or Harry Styles, and you're not gonna go, oh, Harry Styles is good-looking, I can tell, right?
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But, but, but, but— well, let me help you out with that one. Um, no, I just think— I think it's— and it's not him like being masculine at all. Like, he, he doesn't give a fuck about that. He'd put my dick in his mouth if it came to it, right?
I can show you a picture of me with my shirt off, and I can show you a picture of Ryan Gosling.
Okay, well, it's not about your shirt off. It's about your facial structure. That's what I don't understand.
I can show you a picture of my old fucking candle-waxed face, and then I show you a picture of Ryan Gosling or Harry Styles, and you're not gonna go, oh, Harry Styles is good-looking, I can tell, right?
It was Harry Styles, and I was like, look at this guy, he's fucking stunning. And he's like, I can't tell. What the fuck you mean you can't tell?
I've heard a lot of guys say this.
About what?