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Rushing My Friend To The Hospital
He showed— it was Josh Peck. He showed up at my door. He's like, buddy, I need a favor. And I was like, okay, I'll do it. And then I jerked off like 4 days in a row, and every time when I would cum, I forgot to catch the fucking cum. Every time I'd be like, okay, this is the time, and then I'd get so involved in whatever I was masturbating to, I'd be like, oh, Joe, cut this out of the podcast, please.
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I took a semen test the other day for my friend's YouTube video, and like, I had to, like, come in the thing.
Do you ever think that you would make us— that you would say a sentence like that?
Never.
He showed— it was Josh Peck. He showed up at my door. He's like, buddy, I need a favor. And I was like, okay, I'll do it. And then I jerked off like 4 days in a row, and every time when I would cum, I forgot to catch the fucking cum. Every time I'd be like, okay, this is the time, and then I'd get so involved in whatever I was masturbating to, I'd be like, oh, Joe, cut this out of the podcast, pl…
I want to keep the viewers. Um, that's crazy.
I'll tell you, as I got older, it's like sex is not I can't get it up is basically what I'm trying to say.
All right guys, well that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you to our guests. Thank you to our new assistant Ella. Thank you Ilya, Natalie, Taylor, Dima, and Jason. We'll see you guys later. My name is Jeff.