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Rushing My Friend To The Hospital
Stop masturbating. And it's been like a good, good thing.
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It's the movie where he gives up sex and masturbating for 40 days and 40 nights. Could you give up sex and masturbating? Could you give up masturbating for 40 days?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, I know. Sorry. Well, let's start with masturbating for 40 days.
Stop masturbating. And it's been like a good, good thing.
I have a friend who has— I don't want to say his name, but apparently it was great.
And what did he get out of it?
Bragging rights. That's all you do. I mean, that's all you get out of it. You got— you got— There's something about it that makes you feel less dirty and you go, it's been 3 weeks. Like, that's all you get is you get to say that it's been 3 weeks.