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Rushing My Friend To The Hospital

It was like the ugliest cat, and its face was covered in white pudding. It was like, you know, to make like Jason like look like the ugliest fucking piece of shit ever. And it didn't even have Jason's name. It just said, isn't this the guy? Isn't this the old guy from David's vlog? And I fucking laughed. Like I laughed so loud when I saw it and I was like, I gotta like this. But then I like, I had an argument in my head. I was like, I know if I like it, it's going to get a lot more likes because people will see it. And I thought to me at my house, I found, I found, I found it. At like 45 likes when I found a good place to leave it. Yeah.

May 22, 20202:48David
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Jason2:29
I just want to cover my ass for that one tweet that I saw.
David2:34
There was a tweet. Someone tweeted about Jason, and it was like, hey, isn't this the old guy from David's vlog? And it was a literal picture of a rat, and its face was in pudding. It was a cat. It was a cat. It was a cat, but it looked like a rat.
Jason2:48
It looked like a rat.
David2:48
It was like the ugliest cat, and its face was covered in white pudding. It was like, you know, to make like Jason like look like the ugliest fucking piece of shit ever. And it didn't even have Jason's name. It just said, isn't this the guy? Isn't this the old guy from David's vlog? And I fucking laughed. Like I laughed so loud when I saw it and I was like, I gotta like this. But then I like, I ha…
Jason3:22
45 likes, more than enough.
David3:24
So, so I was like, fuck it. This needs some support, even though he's my friend. So I liked it. And then yeah. When did you see it?
Jason3:30
I saw it at 6,900 likes, almost 7,000 likes. And I was like, what the fuck? This girl has 218 followers. I don't look like this at all.