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Rushing My Friend To The Hospital

I think we're fine. Right on, Taylor. Our assistant was like, I was having a Zoom call with the school yesterday. Oh, there's so much to talk about this fucking Zoom call. Oh yeah, I was having a Zoom call. Like, colleges will pay me to do a Zoom call and, and I'll come and I'll talk to the students. And the moderator, really sweet guy, he was like, my roommates keep shouting in the other room, like, questions to ask me. And I was like, dude, fucking introduce me to these people. Like, I'd love to meet your roommates. And, and his roommates come in because they hear me say it and they go like, hey, like super pumped up. I'm super pumped up. And one of the girls lifts up her shirt and just her full-on titty, no bra, nothing, broadcasted to 1,000 students from that school. Yeah. And I felt so bad for the kid and I'm like, dude, like, it is not your fault. I basically asked for that titty. It's all on me. And then, and then another time, another time, one of the questions was like, do you hurt your friends? Like, that was one of the questions. And I was like, well, I feel like I always like ask before I hurt somebody.

May 22, 202013:11David
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Ilya12:49
I like grabbed his hand. Yeah, I like grabbed his hand and like I dragged him to like the bottom level of the house and I was like, dude, we gotta hide. And we were hiding in the room and there was gunshots. I'm like, fuck, what do we do? And then the dream e…
David13:01
Wow. Just Natalie being killed upstairs. Fuck, what do we do? I think, I think we're good. I think they got what they came for.
Ilya13:07
I think that's literally what you said. Oh my God.
David13:11
I think we're fine. Right on, Taylor. Our assistant was like, I was having a Zoom call with the school yesterday. Oh, there's so much to talk about this fucking Zoom call. Oh yeah, I was having a Zoom call. Like, colleges will pay me to do a Zoom call and, and I'll come and I'll talk to the students. And the moderator, really sweet guy, he was like, my roommates keep shouting in the other room, l…
Jason14:10
Yeah.
David14:11
Like, I always ask for, like, their consent if I could shoot them with a paintball gun or whatever. Like, that's kind of like my rule. And then, and then someone gave me— and then the next question was fuck, marry, kill the 3 people in the room. And I was lik…
Jason14:36
Taylor.