Running Drugs for the Cartel

Wild. Yeah. So I was like, okay, let me think about this one. Owen fucking did this one. So I'm like, how the fuck? For 2 years, literally, I'm stressing like, how am I going to get it in there? And I go to meet this guy I did a little business with in Australia that helped me with the money. He was this kingpin. From Australia. So I went to that Rolodex and I told the guy, hey, I can't come to Australia, you got to meet me somewhere else. So he met me in Fiji. So I go meet him, and this is the, the kicker. I go meet him and I tell him, listen, I'm in the cartel, $4 million I owe him. I said, I'm going to get the product in America and I got to figure out a way to get it into your country. And then once I get into your country, I'll let you move it. You, you move it all. He's like, all right, well, how are you going to get it in? And literally, I'm fucking like, how the fuck am I going to get it in? And like, we were drinking wine Right. White wine in Fiji. We saluted and I went like that and I— my— the light bulb went off. I said, I'm going to bring it. I'm going to— that's it. I'm going to bring cocaine in through wine bottles. He goes, how are you going to do that? I said, do you have a chemist? He goes, yeah, I got a chemist. I said, I'm going to turn it into liquid form and I need your chemist to break it back and turn it back into powder. Oh, wow. He's like, fuck. Well, let's try it, right? So I fly back to America. I literally get into this bathtub. And I tell El Jefe, bring me 10 kilos. He brings me 10 kilos. I pour this. It's called Everclear. It's an alcohol that's 150 proof. Yeah. And it's clear alcohol. So I order like 12 bottles of this Everclear and I'm dumping it in this bathtub. And then I have El Jefe's 12 kilos and I'm breaking it down and I have this like oar that's used for like a paddleboard and I'm fucking in this bathtub, fucking breaking down this cocaine and turning it into liquid. And then I call one of my workers that work for me and I said, hey, I said, go get me 2 cases of the darkest bottle you can find in Napa Valley. It has to be a white wine. I said, it has to be white wine, but I want the bottle to be like black if you can find that. And we're literally pouring, just dumping this wine down the drain. And then I got this funnel and I'm putting the funnel inside these wine bottles and I'm filling it up with this liquid cocaine now. Wow. It's like this creamy white cocaine pasty. Wow. It's liquid.