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Ruining Natalie's Birthday
No shit. David, I've got it. Look at this sign. Not a public road. No unauthorized vehicles allowed beyond this gate. Not a public road. David, it's so clear. Don't you see it now? Your love life is not— the love of your life is not going to be found in a public fashion.
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Oh my God, how old are you?
I'm 24.
I'm 24.
No shit. David, I've got it. Look at this sign. Not a public road. No unauthorized vehicles allowed beyond this gate. Not a public road. David, it's so clear. Don't you see it now? Your love life is not— the love of your life is not going to be found in a public fashion.
What?
It's not gonna be public. It's not gonna be like somebody else who's famous or something. You need to find a regular girl.
I would say that there's another sign right below the sign you just read that says "Notice: Dog Owners," aka the love of your life probably has a dog.