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Ruining Natalie's Birthday

And then 30 minutes after that, he just, he goes— these are the DMs he sends me— he goes, David, bro, my parents just opened your gift, bro. God bless you, you made me and my parents so happy. My parents really need the money. God bless you, man, you gave my dad a heart attack. If you're around tomorrow, my dad wants to give you an expensive Oriental rug from his store. It was so— that was, that was so fun. Like, it was like the coolest thing. Like, and like, I left, I left the house like with the $10,000 like sitting there on the table. And I was just like, to Taylor, I was like, Taylor, we literally— it's like we left a bomb in there. Like, they have no idea what's sitting in that bag. Like, I wish I could just be a fly on the wall to just watch them open the bag of money.

November 17, 20205:33David
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Natalie5:25
I still think he hasn't opened it.
David5:26
And this is, this is like 11 o'clock at night.
Jason5:29
And then, and then we threw it out in the trash, what are you talking about? Yeah.
David5:33
And then 30 minutes after that, he just, he goes— these are the DMs he sends me— he goes, David, bro, my parents just opened your gift, bro. God bless you, you made me and my parents so happy. My parents really need the money. God bless you, man, you gave my dad a heart attack. If you're around tomorrow, my dad wants to give you an expensive Oriental rug from his store. It was so— that was, that…
Jason6:11
And did they bring up the dick video?
David6:13
No, they didn't bring it up. I brought up— no. So I was around him like when I was hanging out with him. I was bringing back other memories. Like, there was another time where we had a sleepover. I brought this up in front of his mom. We had a sleepover. I've…
Jason7:15
Oh my God.