Ruining Natalie's Birthday

Or I borrow $10,000 in cash from somebody and I give it to him that way. Um, but I thought that the $10,000 cash was like a little bit douchey. So I was like, I was like, how do I give somebody $10,000 without it coming off like, here's some money or whatever? So I went to, I went to the store, and I was like, I'm going to get a Hallmark card, and I'm going to counterbalance the weight of the douchey of the cash by writing a nice card. So I get there, and I'm looking for things like wrapping paper for the cash and everything. And I find a bag. And it's one of those funny bags that has— it's a gift bag, and it has a funny thing written on it. And it's just a green bag, and in gold font, it says, a big bag of money, right on the bag. So I'm like, OK, well, that's fucking hilarious. So I just did that instead. And I went to his house and I like, I had everything wrapped out of the cash. The cash. I had the cash.