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Ruining Natalie's Birthday

When I was visiting my parents, I was, I was going to stay at a hotel and, um, I got to this hotel and I was like, and I made up this like sob story. I was like, I was like to the lady that was working there, I was like, uh, I missed my flight. It's been a long time. I wanted just the coolest room ever. And I was like, do you have like a nice room with a view? It was like really late. I was like, please, please help us out. And we were getting two rooms and And she was like, okay, I can put you guys on the same floor. We can do this room and this room. And she's like, oh my God, wait, I totally just realized who you are. And then she, like, recognized me somehow. I don't know. She's like an older woman. I was like, I have no idea how she knows who I am. And, and I'm like, oh, she was like excited.

November 17, 202019:47David
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Ilya19:32
Okay, well, I've never heard you use it, so you know what? I—
David19:35
so what, I learned it from you? I learned it from future you. All right, regardless, omit is a cool word. Ilya is a fucking dumbass, and that's it.
Ilya19:44
Thank you.
David19:47
When I was visiting my parents, I was, I was going to stay at a hotel and, um, I got to this hotel and I was like, and I made up this like sob story. I was like, I was like to the lady that was working there, I was like, uh, I missed my flight. It's been a long time. I wanted just the coolest room ever. And I was like, do you have like a nice room with a view? It was like really late. I was like,…
Jason20:27
I can no longer give you a nice room.
David20:28
She's like, excited to see me?
Ilya20:29
No.