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Ruining Jason's New Tesla

I think you're stressing out so much that it's literally— you're trying to lose weight so bad that you're gaining weight.

July 12, 201928:51David
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Jason28:37
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna have a heart attack.
David28:38
You know what it is? You're gaining weight because of the stress of losing weight. I think that's what's going on.
Jason28:43
No, I think you're gaining weight because I don't have time to go work out because I'm sitting here looking at you, looking after your ass. Ass all day. I think you're waiting for you to podcast.
David28:51
I think you're stressing out so much that it's literally— you're trying to lose weight so bad that you're gaining weight.
Jason28:56
Tell the people the truth. Tell the people the truth that you keep me here for hours.
David29:00
I shove Snickers down his mouth to make him fatter. They're happy now. I don't know. Yesterday I went to your— I was looking for a phone charger.
Jason29:07
Yeah.