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Ruining Jason's New Tesla

So we were like timing this drive perfectly, like where we wouldn't stop at red lights. So we would slow down and then speed right through a red light so we weren't stopping intersections. I remember we drove by like a barbecue and it was just crazy because it was fucking 11 PM and it was like, like, like 6 families having like, like they were grilling in a neighborhood grilling at 11 PM. And I was like, we have to take the back roads. But like the back roads drove right by this fucking park that had barbecues. So I was like, fuck. So we had to speed by, speed past there. Um, and then, and then we drove by a gas station that was just literally all teenagers like that, that watch the videos. And they were all sitting by a gas pump, like leaning on the car. And we drove by and they were all waving to us. I don't even think they, like, they knew what the car was. I don't think they had enough time to like figure it out, but they were waving to us and we just fucking sped out of there. So that was, That was a disaster, getting your naked car. It's crazy. We were driving around with your nudes on the car. Yeah, and I— you're the only person I could do that with. Yeah, there's no other— there's no other person in my friend group that I know have their naked body on my car and they think it was okay.

July 12, 201926:06David
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Jason25:32
Right.
David25:32
This was really scary. 'Cause we had to drive your car back 20 minutes in the middle of the night with your penis out. So we put little pieces of tape over your penis, right? But it was like see-through tape, so when you shine a flashlight on it, you just saw…
Jason26:06
Yeah.
David26:06
So we were like timing this drive perfectly, like where we wouldn't stop at red lights. So we would slow down and then speed right through a red light so we weren't stopping intersections. I remember we drove by like a barbecue and it was just crazy because it was fucking 11 PM and it was like, like, like 6 families having like, like they were grilling in a neighborhood grilling at 11 PM. And I w…
Jason27:13
You're welcome.
David27:14
Yeah, I guess.
Jason27:15
What's wrong with me?