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Ruining Jason's New Tesla
This was really scary. 'Cause we had to drive your car back 20 minutes in the middle of the night with your penis out. So we put little pieces of tape over your penis, right? But it was like see-through tape, so when you shine a flashlight on it, you just saw everything. So it wasn't the best. And I remember we were on the highway and I said we had to have been going a little over 100 because we couldn't— we couldn't drive by any car because it looked like when you would shine your, like, flashlight— when you would shine your headlights on it, It just looked like you were having an orgy with yourself. So we had to drive and we had to time and we also couldn't stop at red lights.
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But like, I still was like, was like, no, this is not okay. And then, and then it was like 11:00 at night and we had to drive your car back.
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This was really scary. 'Cause we had to drive your car back 20 minutes in the middle of the night with your penis out. So we put little pieces of tape over your penis, right? But it was like see-through tape, so when you shine a flashlight on it, you just saw everything. So it wasn't the best. And I remember we were on the highway and I said we had to have been going a little over 100 because we…
Yeah.
So we were like timing this drive perfectly, like where we wouldn't stop at red lights. So we would slow down and then speed right through a red light so we weren't stopping intersections. I remember we drove by like a barbecue and it was just crazy because i…
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