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Ruining Jason's New Tesla

Which I already was like, fuck, I fucked up. I shouldn't have had this many people staring at this guy's fucking naked dick. And then I got there and Blake's like, okay, I have an idea. So can you, in your video, can you, can you plug us by going follow our Instagram page where you can find the uncensored picture of Jason's of the car? And I go, no. They wanted to post the picture with your dick and everything out as if you were like a character from like like a cartoon where that was okay. I was like, no, no, this guy, this is a real person here and this is real penis. Like, you can't post that. And I was like, no, we absolutely can't do that. So they're like, okay, okay, you're right. And then I had to, and then I had to make sure, like, and then one of the guys came, came up to me, he's like, can I post this Insta story? You can only see his penis for like a second right here. And I go, for a second? That is his penis. Like, you can't post. I don't know why.

July 12, 201924:03David
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Jason23:46
12.
David23:46
12. Yeah, yeah, there's a bunch of penises all over the Tesla there. I had, uh, our buddy Blake wrapped it, which is really nice. And I got to the shop, it was, um, I got there and it was 8 people at least 8 people that had to wrap your car. So it's 8 people…
Jason24:03
Wow.
David24:03
Which I already was like, fuck, I fucked up. I shouldn't have had this many people staring at this guy's fucking naked dick. And then I got there and Blake's like, okay, I have an idea. So can you, in your video, can you, can you plug us by going follow our Instagram page where you can find the uncensored picture of Jason's of the car? And I go, no. They wanted to post the picture with your dick…
Jason24:54
There's a thing called pause. They may not know about it.
David24:57
They were talking about you as if, like, as if like you weren't a real human.
Jason25:00
Yeah.