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Ruining Jason's New Tesla

We were at the Grove the other day and we were with our good-looking friend Jeff, and this girl comes up to him and she goes, you're a lot better looking on the videos. Yeah, yeah, which is kind of a weird thing to say. And then, and then I go, what about Jason? Is Jason better looking in the videos? 'Or in person?' And she goes, 'I prefer the podcast.' So she was, um, I think she was trying to insult Jason and say she doesn't like Jason in any place. And then what I did next, we may want to cut this out of the podcast, I beat her with a Wet Floor sign that I found nearby because no one talks to my friends like that. I think she's still— guys, if anybody is at the Grove near Nordstrom, there's a little closet. I kind of just I threw her body there after I hit her with the wet floor sign.

July 12, 20191:41David
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Jason1:23
Well, I think so. I think, I think that, I think that's true.
David1:26
I think you're a lot cooler. You know when people meet you and they say you're a lot different in person?
Jason1:31
Yeah, people say that a lot. People say, you're a lot— you're a lot— they go like this, they go, you're a lot taller. They said that. Or they'll go, you're not so bad. Yeah, I get that a lot too.
David1:41
We were at the Grove the other day and we were with our good-looking friend Jeff, and this girl comes up to him and she goes, you're a lot better looking on the videos. Yeah, yeah, which is kind of a weird thing to say. And then, and then I go, what about Jason? Is Jason better looking in the videos? 'Or in person?' And she goes, 'I prefer the podcast.' So she was, um, I think she was trying to i…
Jason2:28
I don't know if we want to keep Jason.
David2:30
I actually fucking laughed my ass off and I fucking high-fived her because fuck Jason. No, but yeah, that was a nice insult. The other day we got Jason a car.
Jason2:39
Thank you, David, again. It was truly an amazing gesture.