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Ruining Jason's New Tesla

So yes, then we went to the movie to watch the trailer, and the trailer starts playing, and I turn my camera on. I'm so fucking excited. And turns out it's a fucking different trailer. They swap you out. They cut me out of the trailer, and they swapped out the trailer, and I wasn't in it. So once again, I wasted my money going to see a kids movie.

July 12, 201921:12David
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Jason20:38
When I was younger, he came over and he was like, oh, are you okay?
David20:42
That's what saves me is that you're 75. That's what helps me out. If it was like, if it was like Todd doing that shit, right, people be like, get the fuck out of here. But no one in their right mind would think a 45-year-old father of two is doing pranks at a…
Jason21:07
He was like, are you okay? We don't want a lawsuit. I was like, I think I'm all right.
David21:12
So yes, then we went to the movie to watch the trailer, and the trailer starts playing, and I turn my camera on. I'm so fucking excited. And turns out it's a fucking different trailer. They swap you out. They cut me out of the trailer, and they swapped out the trailer, and I wasn't in it. So once again, I wasted my money going to see a kids movie.
Jason21:30
Guys, if you do go to a movie this week and you see David in the trailer, let us know what theater Please fly out.
David21:37
Even if it's in fucking Oklahoma, I'll fly out.
Jason21:39
I want to see myself on the big screen and I want to tip the popcorn machine over there.