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Ruining Jason's New Tesla

Because I drove off in a fucking new Tesla after they left. No, I'm just kidding. But so I said to him, I was like, go on there and say Dylan Stefan, you forgot your diarrhea medication. And he's like, I'm doing it. He's like, that's hilarious. He's like, Dylan won't care at all because his son is like His son loves jokes like that. He just wouldn't be. A lot of kids would be embarrassed. Dylan wouldn't. So he, like, gets on the bus and he's like. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. He's like, why not? Why not? It's hilarious. It's hilarious.

July 12, 201915:53Jason
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David15:50
And they look down on you.
Jason15:51
And they look down on me, which is fine.
David15:53
Yeah.
Jason15:53
Because I drove off in a fucking new Tesla after they left. No, I'm just kidding. But so I said to him, I was like, go on there and say Dylan Stefan, you forgot your diarrhea medication. And he's like, I'm doing it. He's like, that's hilarious. He's like, Dylan won't care at all because his son is like His son loves jokes like that. He just wouldn't be. A lot of kids would be embarrassed. Dylan w…
David16:17
You don't do like that. You don't embarrass, do you? Do you embarrass your kids?
Jason16:20
Oh, I would never get on there and embarrass. Why? Like that? Never. Because certain kids can take it and certain kids can't. Like my friend Jeff. He has. He has a kid. You could say that to him. If it was you when you were 12, you could take it. You would be…
David16:34
No, I get really— I get really embarrassed. Like, parent stuff.