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Ruining Jason's New Tesla
I wanted to be a counselor. It's like what you always say about high school. Yeah, it was just everything was instantly so funny. Like, I said to one of the dads, I go, I'll give you $100 right now if you go on the bus and tell your son. Scream. That he forgot his diarrhea medication. And my friend Paul, who's a dad, he was like, done he's like, I'm doing it. And he started to get on the bus, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no. Because, you know, a lot of the moms don't like me. And.
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Yeah, that's how I post— when I imagine your kids at camp, all I can think about is, uh, Cheaper by the Dozen when the families are competing and one family goes to like a shitty house and the other family is at this like beautiful fucking estate. That's what…
Yeah, no, it's not like that. But I was, I was saying goodbye to them, and, and it was like I wanted to go to the camp just for, like, comedy's sake. It's just such a great— it's like what you always say. Huh?
That sounds illegal.
I wanted to be a counselor. It's like what you always say about high school. Yeah, it was just everything was instantly so funny. Like, I said to one of the dads, I go, I'll give you $100 right now if you go on the bus and tell your son. Scream. That he forgot his diarrhea medication. And my friend Paul, who's a dad, he was like, done he's like, I'm doing it. And he started to get on the bus, and…
No, I don't know this.
A lot of the moms don't like me.
Why?