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Ruining Jason's New Tesla

Yeah, that's how I post— when I imagine your kids at camp, all I can think about is, uh, Cheaper by the Dozen when the families are competing and one family goes to like a shitty house and the other family is at this like beautiful fucking estate. That's what I imagine your kids like camp like is like just the most expensive, luxurious— like, they don't, they don't go canoeing, they just go on yachts.

July 12, 201914:26David
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Jason14:22
Really?
David14:22
They wear like cool— yeah, they're all very individual.
Jason14:25
They're a couple like that.
David14:26
Yeah, that's how I post— when I imagine your kids at camp, all I can think about is, uh, Cheaper by the Dozen when the families are competing and one family goes to like a shitty house and the other family is at this like beautiful fucking estate. That's what I imagine your kids like camp like is like just the most expensive, luxurious— like, they don't, they don't go canoeing, they just go on ya…
Jason14:48
Yeah, no, it's not like that. But I was, I was saying goodbye to them, and, and it was like I wanted to go to the camp just for, like, comedy's sake. It's just such a great— it's like what you always say. Huh?
David15:00
That sounds illegal.
Jason15:01
I wanted to be a counselor. It's like what you always say about high school. Yeah, it was just everything was instantly so funny. Like, I said to one of the dads, I go, I'll give you $100 right now if you go on the bus and tell your son. Scream. That he forgo…