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Ruining Jason's New Tesla

But it went like this. It went, why is David texting me? And I went, What's wrong? What's wrong? What happened? Something happened. What's wrong? And she was like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. And then I grabbed the phone and I was like, ah, fuck. So I thought you were just coming up to, you know.

July 12, 201912:23Jason
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David11:50
Oh yeah, okay. So I texted— so I was coming up to surprise Jason, and I, I knew that the surprise was gonna be blown, so I texted his ex-wife saying I'm coming up. I want to scare Jason. I told her that I want to scare him, right? Because I knew if I said sur…
Jason12:12
And I told her not to say anything.
David12:14
I was like, the first text was, don't tell Jason. It literally started out with, don't tell Jason, I'm coming up. That's what I said, right? That was the text. And she told you right away.
Jason12:23
But it went like this. It went, why is David texting me? And I went, What's wrong? What's wrong? What happened? Something happened. What's wrong? And she was like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. And then I grabbed the phone and I was like, ah, fuck. So I thought you were just coming up to, you know.
David12:37
So that was rude, but it didn't matter because he didn't know I was coming to shoot him with the paintball gun. So I shot him with that and I surprised him with the car and it was all fun.
Jason12:43
Yeah.
David12:44
I was glad. And then you took your kids to camp. What's with this camp that they're going to?