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Ruining Jason's New Tesla
I was like, the first text was, don't tell Jason. It literally started out with, don't tell Jason, I'm coming up. That's what I said, right? That was the text. And she told you right away.
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Yeah, like literally can't see. Like, I walked up to him on the beach and he was like, who are you? And I'm like, it's me, Dad, you're back. Yeah, so he lost his glasses. And right, right when— well, I was grilling, and then my ex-wife Marnie was— I had a cou…
Oh yeah, okay. So I texted— so I was coming up to surprise Jason, and I, I knew that the surprise was gonna be blown, so I texted his ex-wife saying I'm coming up. I want to scare Jason. I told her that I want to scare him, right? Because I knew if I said sur…
And I told her not to say anything.
I was like, the first text was, don't tell Jason. It literally started out with, don't tell Jason, I'm coming up. That's what I said, right? That was the text. And she told you right away.
But it went like this. It went, why is David texting me? And I went, What's wrong? What's wrong? What happened? Something happened. What's wrong? And she was like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. And then I grabbed the phone and…
So that was rude, but it didn't matter because he didn't know I was coming to shoot him with the paintball gun. So I shot him with that and I surprised him with the car and it was all fun.
Yeah.