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Ruining Jason's New Tesla
Oh yeah, okay. So I texted— so I was coming up to surprise Jason, and I, I knew that the surprise was gonna be blown, so I texted his ex-wife saying I'm coming up. I want to scare Jason. I told her that I want to scare him, right? Because I knew if I said surprise, she'd fucking tell him right away, right? And the next text I get back is, I told Jason. That's literally the next text. I told Jason. I'm sorry.
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Which is funny. And then you guys were looking and couldn't see.
Yeah, like literally can't see. Like, I walked up to him on the beach and he was like, who are you? And I'm like, it's me, Dad, you're back. Yeah, so he lost his glasses. And right, right when— well, I was grilling, and then my ex-wife Marnie was— I had a cou…
Oh yeah, okay. So I texted— so I was coming up to surprise Jason, and I, I knew that the surprise was gonna be blown, so I texted his ex-wife saying I'm coming up. I want to scare Jason. I told her that I want to scare him, right? Because I knew if I said surprise, she'd fucking tell him right away, right? And the next text I get back is, I told Jason. That's literally the next text. I told Jason…
And I told her not to say anything.
I was like, the first text was, don't tell Jason. It literally started out with, don't tell Jason, I'm coming up. That's what I said, right? That was the text. And she told you right away.
But it went like this. It went, why is David texting me? And I went, What's wrong? What's wrong? What happened? Something happened. What's wrong? And she was like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. And then I grabbed the phone and…