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Ruining Jason's New Tesla
Yeah, like literally can't see. Like, I walked up to him on the beach and he was like, who are you? And I'm like, it's me, Dad, you're back. Yeah, so he lost his glasses. And right, right when— well, I was grilling, and then my ex-wife Marnie was— I had a couple drinks and she just went, why is David texting me?
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Right when you got there in the ocean.
Yeah.
Which is funny. And then you guys were looking and couldn't see.
Yeah, like literally can't see. Like, I walked up to him on the beach and he was like, who are you? And I'm like, it's me, Dad, you're back. Yeah, so he lost his glasses. And right, right when— well, I was grilling, and then my ex-wife Marnie was— I had a couple drinks and she just went, why is David texting me?
Oh yeah, okay. So I texted— so I was coming up to surprise Jason, and I, I knew that the surprise was gonna be blown, so I texted his ex-wife saying I'm coming up. I want to scare Jason. I told her that I want to scare him, right? Because I knew if I said sur…
And I told her not to say anything.
I was like, the first text was, don't tell Jason. It literally started out with, don't tell Jason, I'm coming up. That's what I said, right? That was the text. And she told you right away.