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Revenge on an Instagram Model

You promise? You swear to God? So yesterday I was at some party, and you know Jonah. Jonah is our friend. He's kind of like a nerdy friend, I would say. He was playing pool, and he was like breaking the pool, right? Like he was— What do you call it when you're doing a break? A break. Okay. So when all the pool balls are set up and you hit the white ball for the first time and this girl comes up to him like a pretty attractive girl and she goes, you good at pool? And, and he goes, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty good. I play from time to time, like out of a fucking movie. And then, and then he hits the white ball and he hits the white ball right into the pocket instead of hitting any of the balls. It was fucking brilliant. It was like straight out of a movie. But the girl didn't even like notice that he fucked up. Only I noticed and he noticed and he just looked at me and we just started laughing. It was genuinely really, really embarrassing. But he's— I wish I really got that on camera. But what's up with you? How have you been?

June 20, 20191:41David
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Jason1:22
Mm-hmm.
David1:22
How are you? Why do you keep staring at him like you haven't seen him in fucking 36 hours?
Jason1:25
I can't get enough of him. I love him so much. There's nothing that Dave— Why don't you do the podcast with him then? You took the words out of my mouth. You are so jealous of my love for Wyatt, and I want you to know I love you second. You promise? Third.
David1:41
You promise? You swear to God? So yesterday I was at some party, and you know Jonah. Jonah is our friend. He's kind of like a nerdy friend, I would say. He was playing pool, and he was like breaking the pool, right? Like he was— What do you call it when you're doing a break? A break. Okay. So when all the pool balls are set up and you hit the white ball for the first time and this girl comes up t…
Jason2:36
I've been real good, man. Got back from tour, back here shooting videos with you, loving life. Everything's amazing. I have my sleep apnea, which is a problem.
David2:45
Yeah, how is that? I heard you swallow your tongue.
Jason2:47
I swallow my tongue in the middle of the night.