Revealing Natalie's Salary

North, not South. Listen, can I say this? Ilya, Ilya, okay, so we took a trip around the world. Ilya doesn't like going out, but he has such a love for Asian women that when we got to Hong Kong, it was raining out. The first bad weather we've had on this entire trip, right? Monsoon, like horrible weather. Ilya's like, why the fuck aren't we going out? We're like, Ilya, it's monsooning out. And he's like, who cares? We all have like diarrhea, like from Egypt. Like, we've really been fucked on this trip and we're all dying, like food poisoning. But Ilya's like, we gotta go out, let's hit the fucking clubs. If Ilya wants to go out, this is a special occasion, so let's go out. And this is the most Ilya has gotten fucked up this entire trip. Ilya has had— and Ilya is so fucked up, he's finally dancing, he's finally hit his groove, he's having a good time. I haven't seen Ilya that drunk in a while. Where I'm peeing next to him in the urinal, I'm peeing and I just hear Ilya like 3 steps behind me me peeing. Same urinal. It's one of those urinals that like is like in the wall and it's like a long one. It's like all connected. Like, you know, like at baseball games, like a tub. It's like a tub. Yeah. And Ilya is like, yo, this urinal is like really fucking small. And I'm like, what are you talking about? It's huge. And I look behind me and Ilya is trying to pee into the little fucking, into the, into the hole in the ground, into a drain, into a drain. I'm like, Ilya, you're peeing on the ground.