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Revealing Natalie's Salary

Yeah, like, "Why are you buying weed? Like, we're only here for a couple hours." What are you doing? He's like, nah, man, we're in Mexico, let's fucking have a good time. So he like buys this fucking shitty weed, and then like, we're like, all right, let's go back. Like, we have to go back, we gotta get back in. It's gonna take us a couple hours to get back in. Doesn't even smoke the weed. Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, why did you buy that? I'm like, just throw it out, like get rid of it. And he's like, okay, okay. And he just throws it out. So then we go back through the border And we're going through customs and a guy just comes up and he just looks at us and he's like, "Hey, got any drugs in this car?" Like that. And the guy who bought the weed, it just starts freaking out. He just starts sweating. Sweat pouring. And he's like, "Wait right here." And he walks away and he's like, "What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?" And I'm like, "There's no drugs in the car. We threw it out." And they pulled us over and they kept us there for like an hour. Wow. Yeah. And they checked everything.

April 8, 202522:08Jason
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David21:53
Incredible, incredible comics. Okay, so hit me.
Jason21:56
So what happened? So yeah, so like we go into Mexico for the day. So we're in Mexico and it's like, you know, buy drugs, buy this. And then one of my friends buys weed and I'm like, "What are you doing?
David22:06
What are you doing?" Oh, this is when it's like really illegal.
Jason22:08
Yeah, like, "Why are you buying weed? Like, we're only here for a couple hours." What are you doing? He's like, nah, man, we're in Mexico, let's fucking have a good time. So he like buys this fucking shitty weed, and then like, we're like, all right, let's go back. Like, we have to go back, we gotta get back in. It's gonna take us a couple hours to get back in. Doesn't even smoke the weed. Oh, fu…
David23:10
But it was true that your friend got rid of the drugs? Yeah.
Jason23:15
Okay, good. But the point is he was the pussy.
David23:18
I was like, where's this story going?