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Putting Peanut Butter On My Weiner

And then it's really dark in my car, but there's a bunch of stuff in the bag, so I'm like taking everything out one by one I'm like, this isn't the alcohol, this isn't the alcohol. And then I turn on the light and I open the bag wide and I just realized it's a bunch of fucking bath bombs. Yeah, and just a bunch of bottles of shampoo. And I do— I nearly lost my mind. I was like, there are people that work their entire lives to win a fucking Oscar and attend this after-party, and you are giving everybody bath bombs. I was so pissed. But I mean, whatever, it was pretty funny. I don't even drink alcohol. The only reason I just wanted it is so I I can show my friends that I have expensive alcohol, right? Yeah. But yeah, whatever. That, that went that way. Did I already tell my NASCAR shirt story?

March 1, 20198:49David

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Jason8:26

I was like, this is clearly a $1,500 bottle.

David8:29

We walked out, we walked out, I was like, fuck yes, Jason, we fucking did it. And Jason was like, David, I don't like to say it, but you were right. You were fucking right. We hit it big. It was so heavy, like we had to like put it over our shoulders.

Jason8:42

I'm imagining this beautiful bottle of alcohol in a velvet, um, you know, bag with a yellow rope tied.

David8:49

Jason9:40

I have a funny story.

David9:41

What?

Jason9:42

This is really funny. Man delivering food allegedly dips testicles in salsa over low tip.

Putting Peanut Butter On My Weiner

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