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Putting Peanut Butter On My Weiner

I didn't know— I knew, I knew the second I said that, I'm like, fuck, she's gonna be so pissed. But okay, one, you know my reasoning, he's not in our circle, so no one will see it that watches our videos. But I felt so bad because this guy, like, I haven't talked to him in a while, and like, I felt like I owed him something for some reason. So I was like, yeah, you can record it. So I literally did the exact gag Jason wanted on his Instagram stories on this random guy's, right in front of Jason. And right when he asked me, I was even scared to make eye contact with Jason. Fuck, he's gonna be so disappointed.

March 1, 20196:20David
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Jason5:12
We walk over to the bar, he sees some dude that like I've never met before, and maybe David's close to them, don't know what he does, who he is, and he pulls the lighter out because we were having fun with it. Like David was like doing the lighter, I was show…
David5:28
And he shows it to Jason. Jason and I were doing this gag where Jason would walk across from another side of the room and he'd start having a conversation with some people, and then he'd be like, looking for a lighter. And then I'd pop in midway through and I…
Jason5:54
The best one was they had weed at the party, so you could just smoke as much weed as you wanted. And we walked up on 3 guys who were blazed, and then we did it, and they're like, oh shit, dog! They loved it. But anyways, David— the guy goes, oh my god, that's…
David6:20
I didn't know— I knew, I knew the second I said that, I'm like, fuck, she's gonna be so pissed. But okay, one, you know my reasoning, he's not in our circle, so no one will see it that watches our videos. But I felt so bad because this guy, like, I haven't talked to him in a while, and like, I felt like I owed him something for some reason. So I was like, yeah, you can record it. So I literally d…
Jason6:51
Then David, oh my god, okay, so it's like an Oscar party and And I'm like, let's go. I'm like, this is dumb. It's so dumb. It was a party for some alcohol brand. He's like, no, everyone's getting a $1,500 bottle of this alcohol. And I'm like looking around, I…
David7:12
Well, it was only the VIP people.
Jason7:13
Fine, okay, so let's say it's 200 people.