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Putting Peanut Butter On My Weiner

And he shows it to Jason. Jason and I were doing this gag where Jason would walk across from another side of the room and he'd start having a conversation with some people, and then he'd be like, looking for a lighter. And then I'd pop in midway through and I'd be like, oh, are you looking for a lighter? Like in front of a bunch of people. And he'd be like, yes, I am. And then I'd use the lighter, but a dick would pop out and then everyone around him would laugh. And we just kept doing it the entire party.

March 1, 20195:28David
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Jason5:04
Which was it? Um, but then the kicker— I don't freaking—
David5:10
I knew you were gonna bring it.
Jason5:12
We walk over to the bar, he sees some dude that like I've never met before, and maybe David's close to them, don't know what he does, who he is, and he pulls the lighter out because we were having fun with it. Like David was like doing the lighter, I was show…
David5:28
And he shows it to Jason. Jason and I were doing this gag where Jason would walk across from another side of the room and he'd start having a conversation with some people, and then he'd be like, looking for a lighter. And then I'd pop in midway through and I'd be like, oh, are you looking for a lighter? Like in front of a bunch of people. And he'd be like, yes, I am. And then I'd use the lighter…
Jason5:54
The best one was they had weed at the party, so you could just smoke as much weed as you wanted. And we walked up on 3 guys who were blazed, and then we did it, and they're like, oh shit, dog! They loved it. But anyways, David— the guy goes, oh my god, that's…
David6:20
I didn't know— I knew, I knew the second I said that, I'm like, fuck, she's gonna be so pissed. But okay, one, you know my reasoning, he's not in our circle, so no one will see it that watches our videos. But I felt so bad because this guy, like, I haven't ta…
Jason6:51
Then David, oh my god, okay, so it's like an Oscar party and And I'm like, let's go. I'm like, this is dumb. It's so dumb. It was a party for some alcohol brand. He's like, no, everyone's getting a $1,500 bottle of this alcohol. And I'm like looking around, I…