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Putting Peanut Butter On My Weiner
And then we learned how to drive, ride bikes. I took off my training wheels. You know, the other day I accidentally texted my nanny, "Eat me." What did she say? She didn't say anything, and then I just texted, "Not for you," which made it worse.
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My millennial mind has been blown.
It's cool when you get out in the world and things happen to you.
That was my first time going out.
And then we learned how to drive, ride bikes. I took off my training wheels. You know, the other day I accidentally texted my nanny, "Eat me." What did she say? She didn't say anything, and then I just texted, "Not for you," which made it worse.
Yeah, 'cause who was it for?
And then I was like— Who dis? Wrong number.
No, and then I was like, Oh, I think you were looking for the catchphrase new phone, who dis?