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Putting Peanut Butter On My Weiner

It's like constantly— it's like being blindfolded, Jason. Like walking around and being blindfolded. Like you don't know what shark or what animal will come bite your toes. Yeah, and that's the worst part, to be bitten. I hate when I'm on the couch and someone tickles my feet. That's already one of my biggest fears. Like When I'm taking a nap and my feet are out and I know I have friends over, I go, I really don't want to put my feet under the blanket because it's hot under here, but I know if I don't, someone's gonna come by and tickle my fucking feet. And now imagine that but in the ocean where your friends are fucking great white sharks. Like, that's, that's like, that's what I'm dealing with. Like, what—

March 1, 201921:21David
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Jason20:57
you think you just go out?
David20:58
Yeah, like I think, I think a tsunami will knock you out first and then you'll be unconscious, painless, and then you'll die because you'll be in the water and you'll just drown. You do not know what is at the bottom. And I wasn't scared. I wasn't scared of t…
Jason21:20
no, actually, they know.
David21:21
It's like constantly— it's like being blindfolded, Jason. Like walking around and being blindfolded. Like you don't know what shark or what animal will come bite your toes. Yeah, and that's the worst part, to be bitten. I hate when I'm on the couch and someone tickles my feet. That's already one of my biggest fears. Like When I'm taking a nap and my feet are out and I know I have friends over, I…
Jason22:00
when's the last time you've been in the ocean?
David22:03
I don't know. I've actually haven't swam in the ocean in like like— oh, and swam in the ocean like 2 years ago, but I haven't like been in the middle of the ocean for like a while. That I don't think I would ever do.
Jason22:12
Did you go in the— oh, when you went to, um, on vacation, right?