Putting Peanut Butter On My Weiner

Now he's actually working in like finance. Yeah, yeah. So my— so my friend Blake once hired someone from like, from like, like a village. Like, it was like, it was like a third world country type of situation. And basically it was a guy, and all he was wearing was like something to cover his penis. It was like a video video. There's a video sent to him, and he got all of us at the table, at our lunch table, to look at this video. So it was me, my friend Nick, and all our friends, and Blake. And Blake was like, yo, Nick and David, check out this video. And we're all watching this video, and it's this guy. He looks like he, he doesn't have anything on. He just has something covering his penis, a loincloth, like a layer, like a cloth. And he's like chopping away at a tree, and he's like chopping away at a coconut, and it's it's like a full, like, 2-minute length video of him chopping down this coconut. And we're all like, what the fuck is going on, Blake? Why are you showing— but we're entertaining this because Blake's so weird that we're like, okay, maybe there's something to it. And he chops off a coconut, and then the coconut falls on the ground, and he chops— in the video, he chops right into the coconut, and he splits the coconut, and the coconut opens up, and inside the coconut is a note. And we're like, what the fuck is going on? Now it's getting weird. Now it's getting like, okay, this is the Blake we know. And the guy, the guy, the guy in the video opens up the note and he shows it to the camera, and inside the note it says, Nick, you're a pussy. This is just— this was an all— this was an elaborate way to tell Nick he was a pussy. And Blake hired this guy from a third-world country just to make this video. It's fucking hysterical.