Putting Peanut Butter On My Weiner

You know what my mom would say? David, sweet meat.

Oh really? That's why she bites me too, I think.

Yeah, my dog bit me once and then I was— I came back bleeding and I was hiding it from my dad because I knew my dad would put the dog down. Oh, are you serious? Oh my God, my dad would fucking kill the dog.

Yeah, yeah. And then I was bleeding, and then like, I hid it for like, like a day, and then finally he found out.

And what'd he do to the dog?

I don't remember.