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Putting Our Friend in the Hospital
And you go, and you go, so he asked me if I, if I, if I shampoo my balls. And then your dad goes, go on, so do you? And it turned out your father was the guy on the phone.
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And, uh, and, uh, and then all I could think was, because my father was such a fucking monster, I was like, I was like, oh, please don't, please don't tell Dad. Please don't tell Dad. She's like, why? I have to, I have to tell him. And because I just knew tha…
Your mom goes, um, honey, There was a guy on the phone, he was asking to suck Jason's cock. He goes, who cares? And then she goes, we know where he lives. He goes, where is he?
So my father came over and, uh, he is real calm. And he was like, he's like, all right, he's like, now no one's mad at you. I want you to tell me, just tell me exactly what happened. Yeah, tell me the conversation. No one's gonna get hurt.
And you go, and you go, so he asked me if I, if I, if I shampoo my balls. And then your dad goes, go on, so do you? And it turned out your father was the guy on the phone.
And so then, uh, I told him the whole thing, okay? And he took a chair and he fucking smashed it.
Get the fuck out of here. This is like kind of a movie.
He took a fucking chair and he fucking smashed it against the wall.