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Putting Our Friend in the Hospital
I don't know. I just never told you. It's not a story I enjoy telling. We're desperate for fucking content tonight. I don't enjoy telling the story of the pedophile. Did you ever have a pedophile come on to you?
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And he's like, he's like 3 fingers in my butthole, and I start to realize this guy's a little weird. And then I invited him over over.
So then, uh, so then he's like, you know, he's like, I would, uh, I would really like it if, uh, if I could suck your cock. Bullshit. I swear to God, David. Bullshit, David. I swear.
Why have you never told me this?
I don't know. I just never told you. It's not a story I enjoy telling. We're desperate for fucking content tonight. I don't enjoy telling the story of the pedophile. Did you ever have a pedophile come on to you?
Yeah, I have like 4 stories. No, not, not that I can remember. I don't have a good memory of my child. Okay, sorry, sorry.
That guy, you know, I really like to fuck your cock.
Okay. And what'd you say?