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Putting Our Friend in the Hospital
So then, uh, so then he's like, you know, he's like, I would, uh, I would really like it if, uh, if I could suck your cock. Bullshit. I swear to God, David. Bullshit, David. I swear.
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And at this point you're not like, something weird is going on?
No fucking idea. Like, I think we're just having a conversation about bathroom stuff. Yeah. And then he goes, uh, okay, so then you go in the shower. He goes, you going like alone in the shower or, or does your dad go with you? And I'm like, uh And I'm like,…
And he's like, he's like 3 fingers in my butthole, and I start to realize this guy's a little weird. And then I invited him over over.
So then, uh, so then he's like, you know, he's like, I would, uh, I would really like it if, uh, if I could suck your cock. Bullshit. I swear to God, David. Bullshit, David. I swear.
Why have you never told me this?
I don't know. I just never told you. It's not a story I enjoy telling. We're desperate for fucking content tonight. I don't enjoy telling the story of the pedophile. Did you ever have a pedophile come on to you?
Yeah, I have like 4 stories. No, not, not that I can remember. I don't have a good memory of my child. Okay, sorry, sorry.