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first of all, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me back this up. Miss Young was a teacher I had. She was also an English teacher. Yeah. I don't know what it is about English. English, but, um, she was pregnant. And I don't know what it is, but when she was like pregnant, I fell in love with her. I don't know what it was about her having a baby bump or her carrying another human, but I was like, this woman is gorgeous. This is— she was glowing. That's what it was. She was like, when you're pregnant, you glow. Is that like a thing?
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Yeah. I regret to inform you that she's happily married, 3 children. Fuck. I don't think you've got a—
and you've asked—
I don't think you've got a chance. No, I actually— so, oh my God, dude, the last time I saw her was like—
first of all, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me back this up. Miss Young was a teacher I had. She was also an English teacher. Yeah. I don't know what it is about English. English, but, um, she was pregnant. And I don't know what it is, but when she was like pregnant, I fell in love with her. I don't know what it was about her having a baby bump or her carrying another human, but I was like, this…
Yeah.
Yeah. She was like fucking glowing. And I was like, this woman's fucking stunning. And I was— I don't know, I was just so into her. And, um, and yeah, this was like definitely a teacher. I was like, I really want to get in trouble by her. So she can talk to m…
I did. I did. I swear to God, because I saw her at like a school musical or like an orchestra dance or something like 2 or 3 days after I hung out with you once when you were in Chicago. And it was actually the first time that you told me that you liked her.…