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Yeah, man. So I always liked individual kids even when they were annoying as a class. So like, there were some classes where it'd be like 10 kids in the class were best friends, so they like would not shut the fuck up. And there were sometimes like, for as much as I don't think you ever saw me like really fucking lose it on a class, but there were a couple of classes where I was like, like I was like fucking exploding. Like, I would just I would just scream, which is so out of character for me. And like other students, when they hear that, they're like, they can't even picture it. But I would lose my shit if I would like ask for them to do something simple. One girl reminded me on Facebook earlier, like she commented on some post about how I like fucking screamed at kids because I said for a whole week, I'm like, Friday, just bring a book. Bring a book to read. You're just gonna be reading a book in class. That's all I'm asking you to do. And I told them every day, Monday through Thursday, I'm like, I swear to God, Friday, just bring a book. Everything will be great. And then Friday came and like 15 of the 28 kids didn't have books. And it's like a simple thing. I could have just been like, goddamn it, like written them a pass, go get it, go to the library, get a book. But I spent like a good 10 minutes, top of my lungs, like, I asked you to do one fucking thing. You guys don't respect me. You would have brought a fucking book if you gave a shit about anything. And I just completely lost my shit. But the thing that she reminded me of was that she kept the pass that I wrote when I eventually I actually did let them go to the library because where it says like student's name, I just wrote a bunch of kids I'm pissed at and like gave that to them to like show the library.

November 10, 202036:31Jason
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David36:13
Were you ever like, fuck, this is it. Like, I'm never going to be able to like kids more than this. And then every year you'd be surprised by how much you like the kids again. Is that how it works?
Jason36:22
It would like ebb and flow.
David36:23
There were some years where like kids were super annoying Was there ever a year where you were like, dude, this like, really, like, I don't even like this at all. Like, these kids suck.
Jason36:31
Yeah, man. So I always liked individual kids even when they were annoying as a class. So like, there were some classes where it'd be like 10 kids in the class were best friends, so they like would not shut the fuck up. And there were sometimes like, for as much as I don't think you ever saw me like really fucking lose it on a class, but there were a couple of classes where I was like, like I was…
David37:52
You literally wrote a bunch of— literally wrote pissed at.
Jason37:54
Yeah, like who's going— like who's this pass for? A bunch of kids I'm pissed at. Fuck out of here.
David37:58
That's so funny. Did you ever— did you ever sit two kids next to each other because you know they had a crush on each other?